{"product_id":"classy-until-provoked-ornament-5537978","title":"Classy Until Provoked ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Martini Is the Warning Label\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe arrived with excellent posture and a firm plan to behave. Then the bartender made the second martini a little dirty, and the night took on a personality of its own. July is for the cocktail hour regular, the friend who always knows a guy at the bar, and the bridesmaid who promised the bride she would be good. Classy right up until the olive count gets out of hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eFun \u0026amp; Sassy made this round ornament for the tree that has heard every one of your opinions and kept them to itself. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it sharp for many Decembers, which is more than anyone can say for the family group chat. Hang it front and center, tie it to a bottle for the friend with no filter, or keep it on your desk all year as a small, shiny warning.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":67967590269206,"sku":"MD-180726372","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":67967590301974,"sku":"MD-180726373","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0814\/2657\/9734\/files\/948382a3-1f57-4f79-8406-9570437b7047.jpg?v=1794507398","url":"https:\/\/funandsassygifts.com\/products\/classy-until-provoked-ornament-5537978","provider":"Fun \u0026 Sassy Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}