{"product_id":"dont-call-me-maam-ornament-5537827","title":"Don't Call Me Ma'am ~ Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe first time someone said it, she felt a little older and a lot more dangerous\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the friend still carding herself at the door\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eFun \u0026amp; Sassy made this round ornament for the tree that has heard every one of your opinions and kept them to itself. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it sharp for many Decembers, which is more than anyone can say for the family group chat. Hang it front and center, tie it to a bottle for the friend with no filter, or keep it on your desk all year as a small, shiny warning.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":67967511724310,"sku":"MD-180725434","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":67967511757078,"sku":"MD-180725435","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0814\/2657\/9734\/files\/d2141590-19f9-4f1e-9332-7047aa999a47.jpg?v=1794507606","url":"https:\/\/funandsassygifts.com\/products\/dont-call-me-maam-ornament-5537827","provider":"Fun \u0026 Sassy Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}