{"product_id":"low-battery-high-standards-ornament-5537780","title":"Low Battery High Standards ~ Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the friend running on 4% and still refusing to settle for less\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHand it over before the 3 pm slump and watch her nod like you read her diary\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eFun \u0026amp; Sassy made this round ornament for the tree that has heard every one of your opinions and kept them to itself. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it sharp for many Decembers, which is more than anyone can say for the family group chat. Hang it front and center, tie it to a bottle for the friend with no filter, or keep it on your desk all year as a small, shiny warning.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":67967502450966,"sku":"MD-180725018","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":67967502483734,"sku":"MD-180725019","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0814\/2657\/9734\/files\/6876f23a-586b-4b2d-a335-cbefdac05e6e.jpg?v=1794507334","url":"https:\/\/funandsassygifts.com\/products\/low-battery-high-standards-ornament-5537780","provider":"Fun \u0026 Sassy Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}