{"product_id":"midlife-crisis-in-progress-ornament-5537825","title":"Midlife Crisis in Progress ~ Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003eTop down, sunglasses on and no one asked for directions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the friend whose fortieth came with a brand new attitude and possibly a car\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eFun \u0026amp; Sassy made this round ornament for the tree that has heard every one of your opinions and kept them to itself. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it sharp for many Decembers, which is more than anyone can say for the family group chat. Hang it front and center, tie it to a bottle for the friend with no filter, or keep it on your desk all year as a small, shiny warning.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":67967511101718,"sku":"MD-180725430","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":67967511134486,"sku":"MD-180725431","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0814\/2657\/9734\/files\/3dd5724f-98d8-4b74-9100-0117d1431e38.jpg?v=1794507603","url":"https:\/\/funandsassygifts.com\/products\/midlife-crisis-in-progress-ornament-5537825","provider":"Fun \u0026 Sassy Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}