{"product_id":"mother-of-chaos-ornament-5537822","title":"Mother of Chaos ~ Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003eRuns the household, the calendar and the group chat on one cup of coffee\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the mom holding it all together with style\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eFun \u0026amp; Sassy made this round ornament for the tree that has heard every one of your opinions and kept them to itself. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it sharp for many Decembers, which is more than anyone can say for the family group chat. Hang it front and center, tie it to a bottle for the friend with no filter, or keep it on your desk all year as a small, shiny warning.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":67967510577430,"sku":"MD-180725378","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":67967510610198,"sku":"MD-180725379","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0814\/2657\/9734\/files\/9c5663b1-edf9-4fb6-91aa-8ad31a14457a.jpg?v=1794507599","url":"https:\/\/funandsassygifts.com\/products\/mother-of-chaos-ornament-5537822","provider":"Fun \u0026 Sassy Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}