{"product_id":"my-eye-roll-doesnt-garment-dyed-crewneck-5504464","title":"My Eye Roll Doesn't ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck","description":"\u003ch2\u003eMy Eye Roll Doesn't ~ consistency is a virtue\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome days she's sunshine. Some days she's a thundercloud with a to-do list. Either way, one thing in that face never clocks out, and everybody in the room has learned to read it first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Monday Meeting:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand it to the friend whose reaction lands before the sentence does.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMood Swings Welcome:\u003c\/strong\u003e Good day, bad day, it holds up through every version of her.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGroup Chat Bait:\u003c\/strong\u003e She'll send a photo of it with no caption, because none is needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis Garment Dyed Crewneck from Fun \u0026amp; Sassy Gifts is cut from 9.5 oz ringspun cotton and pigment-dyed for that lived-in vintage color with plenty of attitude to spare. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders deliver effortless style whether you're running errands like a queen or lounging in full diva mode, and double-needle stitching keeps it fierce through every wash. Preshrunk and built to last, just machine wash cold with like colors ~ because a sweatshirt this fabulous deserves a little self-love too.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Chalky Mint","offer_id":67924802634006,"sku":"MD-179613382","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Flo Blue","offer_id":67924802666774,"sku":"MD-179613387","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Orchid","offer_id":67924802699542,"sku":"MD-179613392","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Watermelon","offer_id":67924802732310,"sku":"MD-179613397","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67924802765078,"sku":"MD-179613402","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Crimson","offer_id":67924803617046,"sku":"MD-179613412","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":67924803649814,"sku":"MD-179613417","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Chalky Mint","offer_id":67924802797846,"sku":"MD-179613383","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Flo Blue","offer_id":67924802830614,"sku":"MD-179613388","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Orchid","offer_id":67924802863382,"sku":"MD-179613393","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Watermelon","offer_id":67924802896150,"sku":"MD-179613398","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67924802928918,"sku":"MD-179613403","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Crimson","offer_id":67924803715350,"sku":"MD-179613413","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":67924803748118,"sku":"MD-179613418","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Chalky Mint","offer_id":67924802961686,"sku":"MD-179613384","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Flo Blue","offer_id":67924802994454,"sku":"MD-179613389","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Orchid","offer_id":67924803027222,"sku":"MD-179613394","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Watermelon","offer_id":67924803059990,"sku":"MD-179613399","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67924803092758,"sku":"MD-179613404","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Crimson","offer_id":67924803813654,"sku":"MD-179613414","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":67924803846422,"sku":"MD-179613419","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Chalky Mint","offer_id":67924803125526,"sku":"MD-179613385","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Flo Blue","offer_id":67924803158294,"sku":"MD-179613390","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Orchid","offer_id":67924803191062,"sku":"MD-179613395","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Watermelon","offer_id":67924803223830,"sku":"MD-179613400","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67924803256598,"sku":"MD-179613405","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Crimson","offer_id":67924803911958,"sku":"MD-179613415","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":67924803944726,"sku":"MD-179613420","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Chalky Mint","offer_id":67924803289366,"sku":"MD-179613386","price":53.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Flo Blue","offer_id":67924803322134,"sku":"MD-179613391","price":53.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Orchid","offer_id":67924803354902,"sku":"MD-179613396","price":53.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Watermelon","offer_id":67924803387670,"sku":"MD-179613401","price":53.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67924803420438,"sku":"MD-179613406","price":53.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Crimson","offer_id":67924804010262,"sku":"MD-179613416","price":53.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":67924804043030,"sku":"MD-179613421","price":53.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Chalky Mint","offer_id":67924803453206,"sku":"MD-179613407","price":57.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Flo Blue","offer_id":67924803485974,"sku":"MD-179613408","price":57.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Orchid","offer_id":67924803518742,"sku":"MD-179613409","price":57.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Watermelon","offer_id":67924803551510,"sku":"MD-179613410","price":57.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67924803584278,"sku":"MD-179613411","price":57.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Crimson","offer_id":67924804108566,"sku":"MD-179613427","price":57.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":67924804141334,"sku":"MD-179613428","price":57.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0814\/2657\/9734\/files\/01a1cd10-7a0c-7e80-a540-ecad25c06efe.jpg?v=1794441779","url":"https:\/\/funandsassygifts.com\/products\/my-eye-roll-doesnt-garment-dyed-crewneck-5504464","provider":"Fun \u0026 Sassy Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}