{"product_id":"older-and-more-opinionated-ornament-5537936","title":"Older and More Opinionated ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eOlder and More Opinionated ~ the candles are a rumor\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery birthday she gains a year and loses a filter. The restaurant review gets longer, the patience for nonsense gets shorter, and honestly it's the best version yet. For the woman who's aging into her own opinions and loving it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBirthday Gift for Her:\u003c\/strong\u003e Forty, fifty, sixty, the number's hers; the takes are everyone's.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAunt Who Says It:\u003c\/strong\u003e The family member whose dinner commentary is the real entertainment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRetirement Party Winner:\u003c\/strong\u003e She's got time now and she's going to use it to tell you things.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eFun \u0026amp; Sassy made this round ornament for the tree that has heard every one of your opinions and kept them to itself. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it sharp for many Decembers, which is more than anyone can say for the family group chat. Hang it front and center, tie it to a bottle for the friend with no filter, or keep it on your desk all year as a small, shiny warning.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":67967572181270,"sku":"MD-180725975","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":67967572214038,"sku":"MD-180725976","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0814\/2657\/9734\/files\/e01c4212-55f0-4b35-bd1a-441d2f3942a5.jpg?v=1794507376","url":"https:\/\/funandsassygifts.com\/products\/older-and-more-opinionated-ornament-5537936","provider":"Fun \u0026 Sassy Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}