{"product_id":"too-old-too-young-ornament-5537951","title":"Too Old Too Young ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eToo Old Too Young ~ the knees complain, the calendar doesn't\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eHer back hurts and she's still out until two. Recovery takes a day longer and she keeps booking the trip anyway. For the woman who refuses to age out of a good time, and has the photos to prove it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMilestone Birthday Gift:\u003c\/strong\u003e Forty, fifty, pick a number, she's still the first on the dance floor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGirls Trip Over Forty:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pack it for the weekend where nobody acts their age and everyone's relieved.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMom Who Still Goes Out:\u003c\/strong\u003e The kids are grown and so is the guest list.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eFun \u0026amp; Sassy made this round ornament for the tree that has heard every one of your opinions and kept them to itself. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it sharp for many Decembers, which is more than anyone can say for the family group chat. Hang it front and center, tie it to a bottle for the friend with no filter, or keep it on your desk all year as a small, shiny warning.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":67967575621910,"sku":"MD-180726006","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":67967575654678,"sku":"MD-180726007","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0814\/2657\/9734\/files\/051ff690-c890-4a17-9350-d880305eea01.jpg?v=1794507622","url":"https:\/\/funandsassygifts.com\/products\/too-old-too-young-ornament-5537951","provider":"Fun \u0026 Sassy Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}