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Gifts with attitude.Fun. Sassy. Slightly Unhinged.Style with a Sense of Humor.Buy one for them and three for you.

Fresh Sass for Every Mood

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    Too Old Too Young ~ Sassy V-Neck Tee

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  • Red crewneck t-shirt featuring a graphic of a toolbox filled with flowers and tools, with text reading HIS TOOLS ARE DECORATIVE.

    His Tools Are Decorative ~ Comfort Colors Premium Tee

    From $36.99
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  • A woman wearing a black t-shirt featuring a comic-style graphic with the text Then and Now.

    Then and Now ~ Comfort Colors Premium Tee

    From $36.99
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  • Gold short-sleeve t-shirt featuring a periodic table style graphic with the text No and Nope.

    Element of Nope ~ Comfort Colors Premium Tee

    From $36.99
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  • Pink t-shirt with a black graphic of two women with folded arms and the text PARTNERS IN PETTY.

    Partners in Petty ~ Comfort Colors Premium Tee

    From $36.99
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  • Light green t-shirt featuring a black botanical design and the text Touch Grass Not My Nerves.

    Touch Grass Not My Nerves ~ Comfort Colors Premium Tee

    From $36.99
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  • Orange short-sleeved t-shirt with pixel art graphic of a battery wearing a tiara, reading Low Battery High Standards.

    Low Battery High Standards ~ Comfort Colors Premium Tee

    From $36.99
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  • Light green t-shirt featuring a graphic of a snake coiled around two roses with the text Sugar Spice and a Little Venom.

    Sugar Spice and a Little Venom ~ Comfort Colors Premium Tee

    From $36.99
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Say it loud, wear it proud

Mugs and tees for the woman who says what everyone else is thinking, then pours another coffee. Every design picked by a person with opinions, with free shipping over $99.

Fresh Sass, Just Dropped

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    High Maintenance, Low Tolerance ~ Comfort Colors Premium Tee

    From $36.99
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    A Little Extra ~ Comfort Colors Premium Tee

    From $36.99
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    Pour Decisions ~ Comfort Colors Premium Tee

    From $36.99
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    Not Today, Darling ~ Comfort Colors Premium Tee

    From $36.99
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    Zero Plans, Full Glass ~ Comfort Colors Premium Tee

    From $36.99
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    Too Glam to Give a Damn ~ Comfort Colors Premium Tee

    From $36.99
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More Attitude, New In

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    Running on Sparkle & Spite ~ Comfort Colors Premium Tee

    From $36.99
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    Sweet but Questionable ~ Comfort Colors Premium Tee

    From $36.99
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    Professional Overthinker ~ Comfort Colors Premium Tee

    From $36.99
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    Chaos Coordinator ~ Comfort Colors Premium Tee

    From $36.99
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    Classy Until Provoked ~ Comfort Colors Premium Tee

    From $36.99
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    Booked & Unbothered ~ Comfort Colors Premium Tee

    From $36.99
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WHATEVER! ~ Best of the Bunch

  • Bright blue short-sleeved t-shirt featuring distressed red and white text reading Whatever Blocks your Ex and keep it that way.

    Whatever Blocks your Ex T-Shirt

    From $36.99
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  • A bright blue crewneck t-shirt featuring graphic text and a wine bottle illustration.

    Whatever Pours your Wine T-Shirt

    From $36.99
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  • A pink t-shirt printed with the text "Whatever Raises your Eyebrow" and an eyebrow graphic.

    Whatever Raises your Eyebrow T-Shirt

    From $36.99
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  • A gold t-shirt featuring a retro graphic of a comb and hairspray can with text reading Whatever Teases your Hair.

    Whatever Teases your Hair T-Shirt

    From $36.99
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  • Light green t-shirt featuring a skull resting next to an alarm clock with text that reads whatever snoozes your alarm nine more minutes.

    Whatever Snoozes your Alarm T-Shirt

    From $36.99
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  • A purple t-shirt featuring the black and red text Whatever Crunches your Taco.

    Whatever Crunches your Taco T-Shirt

    From $36.99
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  • A red short-sleeved t-shirt featuring a cassette tape graphic and the text Whatever Cranks your Radio.

    Whatever Cranks your Radio T-Shirt

    From $36.99
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  • A yellow t-shirt featuring the black and red text Whatever Skips your Intro.

    Whatever Skips your Intro T-Shirt

    From $36.99
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Welcome to our Fun & Sassy Gift Shop!

Mugs, tees, tumblers and ornaments that say what you were already thinking. Out loud. On purpose.

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