Sassy, Classy and a Little Smart-Assy ~ Whatever Twists your Panties, Sassy Classy and Totally Bad Assy, Sassy Classy and a Wee Bit Smart Assy, Whatever Shuts your Mouth and Melts your Chocolate in bright colours, Shop the Sass
Gifts with attitude.Fun. Sassy. Slightly Unhinged.Style with a Sense of Humor.Buy one for them and three for you.

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  • Blue crewneck t-shirt featuring a vintage illustration of a toolbox filled with flowers and tools, accompanied by text reading HIS TOOLS ARE DECORATIVE.

    His Tools Are Decorative ~ Crew Tee

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  • Bright blue short-sleeve t-shirt with a colorful graphic of flowers and the text Hot Mess.

    Hot Mess ~ Crew Tee

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  • An orange crewneck t-shirt featuring a cartoon graphic comparing THEN and NOW.

    Then and Now ~ Crew Tee

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  • Light blue t-shirt featuring a dagger graphic with flowers and text reading Sassy Classy and a Wee Bit Smart Assy.

    A Wee Bit Smart Assy ~ Crew Tee

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  • Black t-shirt featuring a stylized periodic table design with the word No and text NOPE.

    Element of Nope ~ Crew Tee

    From $36.99
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  • A blue short-sleeve t-shirt with white text reading ROSÉ COUNTS AS A SALAD, featuring pink and orange flowers.

    Rosé Counts as a Salad ~ Crew Tee

    From $36.99
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  • Pink t-shirt with white graphic of two women and text Partners In Petty.

    Partners in Petty ~ Crew Tee

    From $36.99
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  • A blue short-sleeve t-shirt with white text reading "SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL GOSSIP" and a compact mirror graphic.

    Support Your Local Gossip ~ Crew Tee

    From $36.99
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Fun & Sassy Whatever Cooks your Goose Mug

Say it loud, wear it proud

Mugs and tees for the woman who says what everyone else is thinking, then pours another coffee.

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    Whatever Aloha's your Christmas Mug

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  • Whatever Aloha's your Christmas© - Xmas Funny Ornament, WHATEVER! Unique, Trendy, Quirky, & Witty Gifts

    Whatever Aloha's your Christmas Ornament

    $9.99
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    Whatever Aloha's your Christmas Tumbler

    $29.99
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    Whatever Bahum's your Bug Mug

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  • Whatever Bahum's your Bug© - Christmas Funny Ornament, WHATEVER! Unique, Trendy, Quirky, & Witty Gifts

    Whatever Bahum's your Bug Ornament

    $9.99
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    Whatever Bahum's your Bug Tumbler

    $29.99
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    Whatever Bakes your Cookies Mug

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  • Whatever Bakes your Cookies© - Christmas Funny Ornament, WHATEVER! Unique, Trendy, Quirky, & Witty Gifts

    Whatever Bakes your Cookies Ornament

    $9.99
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Mugs, tees, tumblers and ornaments that say what you were already thinking. Out loud. On purpose.

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