Deck the Halls, Spill the Tea
Gifts sorted by who you're buying for ~ the bestie who screenshots everything, the mom who is fine (she is not fine), the coworker with the mug that says it for her.
For the bestie who screenshots everything
She has the receipts, the timeline and a folder. You did not ask for the folder. For the friend who answers on the first ring, keeps your secrets, and would absolutely help you move a body if the group chat voted yes.
Group Chat Blessing
Hoodie · Long sleeve · Crewneck
from $49.99
The Brutally Honest Best Friend
Hoodie · Long sleeve · Crewneck
from $49.99
Bad Influences Since Forever
V-neck · Tee · Hoodie + 2 more
from $36.99
Support Your Local Gossip
V-neck · Tee · Hoodie + 2 more
from $36.99
Wine Plus Gossip Equals Therapy
Tee · Hoodie · Long sleeve + 2 more
from $36.99
For the mom who says she's fine
She is fine. She is holding a cold coffee and a permission slip and has been fine since 2014. For the tired mom, the fun mom, the mom who hides in the pantry to eat the good chocolate. Gifts that say the quiet part.
For the one who is fluent in sarcasm and nothing else before coffee
Do not speak to her before the second cup. After it, she will have one line and it will be the best thing anyone says all day. For the dry one, the deadpan one, the one whose face already answered.
Whatever Salts your Rim
Ornament · Tumbler · Mug + 2 more
from $36.99
Whatever Crunches your Taco
Mug · Ornament · Tumbler + 2 more
from $36.99
Whatever Skips your Intro
Ornament · Mug · Tumbler + 2 more
from $36.99
Whatever Turns your Page
Tumbler · Ornament · Mug + 2 more
from $36.99
Whatever Matches your Crazy
Tumbler · Mug · Ornament + 2 more
from $36.99
Whatever Blocks your Ex
Ornament · Mug · Tumbler + 2 more
from $36.99
For the one who knows exactly what time wine o'clock is
It is a feeling, not a number, and she has the feeling now. For the one who brings the good bottle and the better opinions, the brunch-mimosa loyalist, the hostess with a tumbler that keeps secrets.
Whatever Bubbles your Mimosa
Tumbler · Ornament · Mug + 2 more
from $29.99
Rosé Counts as a Salad
Hoodie · Long sleeve · Crewneck
from $49.99
Pour Sip Judge
V-neck · Tee · Hoodie + 2 more
from $29.99
Whatever Pours your Wine
Mug · Ornament · V-neck + 1 more
from $16.49
Pour Decisions
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $16.49
Spill the Tea Not the Wine
V-neck · Tee
from $29.99
For the coworker whose mug says it for her
She cannot say it in the meeting. The mug can. It sits on the desk, says the thing, and HR has not been informed. For the work friend who keeps the office honest and the Friday countdown accurate.
Manifesting Early Retirement
V-neck · Tee · Hoodie + 2 more
from $36.99
Per My Last Email
V-neck · Tee · Hoodie + 2 more
from $36.99
Coworker Definition
Tee · Hoodie · Long sleeve + 1 more
from $36.99
Out of Office Out of Patience
Hoodie · Long sleeve · Crewneck
from $49.99
Whatever Raises your Eyebrow
Mug · Ornament · Tumbler + 2 more
from $16.49
For the one who is aging disgracefully, on purpose
Forty was a warning. Fifty is a lifestyle. She is not older, she is louder, and she has stopped apologizing for the second dessert. For the birthday girl of any decade who refuses to act her age.
Hot Flash Island
V-neck · Tee · Hoodie + 2 more
from $36.99
Older and More Opinionated
V-neck · Tee · Hoodie + 2 more
from $36.99
Level 50 Unlocked
Tee · Hoodie · Long sleeve + 1 more
from $36.99
Too Old Too Young
V-neck · Tee · Hoodie + 3 more
from $36.99
Whatever Shakes your Shamrock
Tumbler · Ornament · Mug + 2 more
from $36.99
Sin Filtro
Hoodie · Long sleeve · Crewneck
from $49.99
For the one who married the man who is "just resting his eyes"
He said he'd fix it. He is explaining it again, slower. He is not asleep, he is resting his eyes. For the wife, the girlfriend and the sister who has heard all three today ~ these say it so she doesn't have to.
Don't Text Him
Tee · Hoodie · Long sleeve + 1 more
from $36.99
Normalize Asking for Directions
Hoodie · Long sleeve · Crewneck
from $49.99
Just Explaining
V-neck · Tee · Hoodie + 2 more
from $36.99
He Said He'd Fix It
V-neck · Tee · Hoodie + 2 more
from $36.99
Just Passionate
V-neck · Tee · Hoodie + 2 more
from $36.99
My Therapist Knows About You
V-neck · Tee · Hoodie + 2 more
from $36.99
For the one who is running Christmas and would like it noted
She bought the gifts, wrapped the gifts, and signed his name on the gifts. Mrs. Claus has notes and a tumbler. For the one carrying the whole season on her back, with ornaments and mugs to prove it.
Whatever Jingles your Bells
Mug · Ornament · Tumbler + 2 more
from $9.99
Whatever Shelves your Elf
Mug · Ornament · Tumbler + 2 more
from $9.99
Whatever Rocks your Santa
Mug · Ornament · Tumbler + 2 more
from $9.99
Whatever Sleighs your Day
Mug · Ornament · Tumbler + 2 more
from $9.99
Whatever Up Up and Aways your Sleigh
Mug · Ornament · Tumbler + 2 more
from $9.99
Whatever Jolly's your Follies -Hot Black Santa
Mug · Ornament · V-neck + 1 more
from $9.99
Under $10 ~ ornaments that say it on the tree
Round, light, the line sits clear of the hook. 109 ways to make the in-laws read the tree twice.
Whatever Unpacks your Baggage
from $9.99
Stuffer
Whatever Fills your Cart
from $9.99
Stuffer
Whatever Tans your Lines
from $9.99
Stuffer
Whatever Cranks your Radio
from $9.99
Stuffer
Whatever Lifts your Booty
from $9.99
Stuffer
Whatever Teases your Hair
from $9.99
Stuffer
Whatever Cupids your Arrow
from $9.99
Stuffer
Whatever Belts your Ballad
from $9.99
Stuffer
Whatever Dips your Chip
from $9.99
Stuffer
Whatever Stretches your Pants
from $9.99
Stuffer
Whatever Herds your Cats
from $9.99
Stuffer
Whatever Fluffs your Pillow
from $9.99
Under $35 ~ mugs and tumblers with the attitude built in
Mugs from $16.49, tumblers with a lid. Pair one with an ornament and she will screenshot it for the group chat.
Cozy gifts ~ for the one who runs cold and hot
Long sleeves, crewnecks and hoodies. Comfortable, sarcastic, hers.
Under $40 ~ tees and V-necks that say what she was thinking
Printed to order. Lead with the laugh; the tee does.
Still shopping? These do the hard part for you.
Free for you ~ the 2027 planner
A personalized 2027 planner, free, in this shop's own art. Download it for yourself, then wrap the matching tee, mug or tumbler for the person who plans everyone's year.
Cannot choose? Let them.
A gift card arrives by email in minutes and never needs a size chart. Order by December 8 does not apply here, because there is nothing to ship.
Buying for someone else?
Three things gift buyers ask us every December.
What size do I get her?
Every product page has its own size chart. Match the size she already wears and pick from the chart. Everything is printed to order after you buy, so no guessing and no settling.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Order by December 8 for Christmas delivery, or explain it to Santa yourself. Orders over $99 ship free. Every piece is printed to order, so earlier is better.
What if something's wrong when it arrives?
Reply to your order email or use the contact page and a real person will sort it out with you. The refund policy is linked at the bottom of every page.
Still stuck? Start with what just dropped
The newest designs in the shop, newest first. No rankings, no guessing ~ just the latest things she was already thinking.
High Maintenance, Low Tolerance
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $36.99
A Little Extra
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $36.99
Too Glam to Give a Damn
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $36.99
Zero Plans, Full Glass
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $36.99
Not Today, Darling
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $36.99
Running on Sparkle & Spite
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $36.99
Professional Overthinker
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $36.99
Sweet but Questionable
Tee · Wine sipper · Mug
from $36.99
Black Friday Season: 15% off with code BLACKFRIDAY15 through Sunday, November 29. Sale and clearance items are excluded. Free shipping on orders over $99. Order by December 8 for Christmas delivery. Every piece is printed to order.