A gift card showed up at the party and caused an immediate scene. The peacock assumed. The squirrel made room in the cart between the acorns, just in case. The black cat looked up from her espresso martini long enough to appraise it, said nothing, and went back to being tired and gorgeous. As for the fox and the rabbit ~ the group chat has already decided they are the reason it exists, which is fair, because they usually are.
Here is the truth: it was never up for debate. A Fun & Sassy Gifts gift card goes to the friend who walks in loud, pink, and unbothered, and she will know exactly what it is for the second it lands. The tee, the mug, the whole mood. Your only job is taking credit.
There's a woman somewhere in your family tree who didn't sugarcoat a single thing. She said exactly what she meant, didn't apologize for it, and somehow made everyone in the...
There's a woman somewhere in your family tree who didn't sugarcoat a single thing. She said exactly what she meant, didn't apologize for it, and somehow made everyone in the...
