Mom Has Been the Funny One All Along
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For Mom is the Fun & Sassy Gifts collection for the woman who packed your lunches, knew when you were lying and still laughs the loudest at her own jokes. Moms have been underrated comedians forever. These Whatever designs finally give her material that matches her delivery.
The mom who feeds everyone
Every family has a kitchen general, and she deserves a salute. Whatever Bakes Your Cookies shows two penguins in red Santa caps presiding over a table of fresh cookies, one of them wielding a rolling pin exactly the way she did when you tried to sneak one early. Whatever Frosts Your Cookies piles a plate high with decorated treats. Whatever Cooks Your Goose stars a goose in a Santa hat standing over a flaming grill, looking as calm as Mom does when the smoke alarm goes off on the holidays and she simply fans it with a dish towel.
The mom who makes the house glow
She is the reason the holidays feel like the holidays. Whatever Hangs Your Wreath is a lush ring of red poinsettias and pinecones, Whatever Hangs Your Star is a glittering ice-blue star, and Whatever Brightens Your Star shines in warm gold. Whatever Jingles Your Bells gathers red and gold bells under a big bow. Whatever Juggles Your Apples features a cheerful red apple mid-toss, a fitting mascot for any mom who has ever held a toddler, a phone and a grocery bag at the same time.
The mom with a secret wild streak
Do not let the cardigan fool you. Mrs. Claus appears in red velvet with a wine glass lifted high for Whatever Ho Ho's Your Ho, looking like she absolutely left the kids with Santa for the evening. Whatever Flies Your Kite lifts a bright diamond kite into open sky, for the mom who still has adventures on her list. Whatever Gets Your Goat shows a wide-eyed goat busting straight through a wooden fence, which is a fair portrait of Mom the third time someone asked what is for dinner.
For the mom who is still, somehow, the coolest one at the table
She has a comeback for everything and a story for every family photo. She is the one who sends the group text a meme at eleven at night and signs it "Love, Mom." Picture her opening this, reading it out loud, and then pretending to be offended for exactly three seconds before she laughs. She will use it every day. She will also tell everyone you gave it to her, twice.
Written by Lily. Thanks for reading.