Wedding Bells, a Camel Full of Presents and a Chocolate Heart
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Wedding Gifts is the Fun & Sassy Gifts collection for the couple who already owns a stand mixer. It skips the registry and goes straight for the laugh, with Whatever designs that fit the shower, the bachelorette weekend and that first year of figuring out whose turn it is to do the dishes.
For the romantics
Whatever Rings Your Bells hangs three shiny red bells trimmed with ribbon and holly, which is about as close to wedding bells as a joke can get. Whatever Jingles Your Bells answers with a trio of gold and silver bells tied up in a bow. Whatever Melts Your Chocolate is a glossy chocolate heart surrounded by ripe strawberries, sweet enough for the bride who says she does not want anything sentimental and then cries at the toast anyway.
For the brand-new household
Nothing says "we live together now" like arguing about breakfast. Whatever Butters Your Biscuit serves a golden biscuit on a plate with a knife and a pat of butter, and Whatever Spices Your Soup fills a bowl with bright vegetables for the couple learning to cook for two. Whatever Cooks Your Goose has a goose in a Santa hat tending a sizzling grill, a fair warning for the first time they host the in-laws. Whatever Steeps Your Tea comes in mint, pink and blue, so each spouse can claim a color and stop stealing the other's cup. Whatever Hangs Your Wreath, a lush ring of red poinsettias, is ready for their first front door together.
For the move, the pets and the party
Whatever Carries Your Load stars a patient camel piled high with colorful gift boxes, which is exactly what their car will look like after the reception. Whatever Digs Your Hole shows a chocolate-brown puppy peeking out of a fresh hole, perfect for the couple whose first real commitment was the dog. And for the bachelorette weekend, Mrs. Claus shows up in red velvet with her wine glass raised, next to a very muscular Santa grinning under his hat.
For the couple who laughs at the same bad jokes
You know the ones. They finish each other's sentences and then argue about how the sentence should have ended. They have an inside joke for every room of the house. Picture them unwrapping this at the shower, looking at each other and saying "that is SO us" in perfect unison. Then watch them decide who gets custody of the camel.
Written by Lily. Thanks for reading.