Whatever Sizzles Your Bacon, We Drew It
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The Whatever collection is built on one gloriously flexible phrase. Every design finishes the sentence "Whatever something your something" in its own way, then hands it a picture that commits to the bit completely. It is the eye roll, rewritten as a compliment, and it turns out it fits just about every mood she has.
Snack-time philosophy
Whatever Sizzles Your Bacon stars a pink pig in a chef's hat, grinning over a plate of bacon while flames lick up behind him. He has no regrets and neither should you. Whatever P&B's Your Jelly shows two slices of toast, one peanut butter and one jelly, gazing at each other with little hearts floating overhead. Whatever Frosts Your Cookies piles a plate high with decorated cookies, and Whatever Juggles Your Apples gives a cheerful red apple the spotlight it clearly thinks it deserves.
Big personalities only
Whatever Shuts Your Mouth is a shark with every single tooth on display, which is one way to end a conversation. Whatever Slays Your Dragon features a grinning blue dragon who looks thrilled about the whole arrangement. Whatever Flexes Your Muscles brings a lion showing off serious biceps, Whatever Bends Your Rainbow arcs bright color across the design, and Whatever Holds Your Heart spills a cascade of pink hearts down the side in swirly lettering.
Moonlight, then mistletoe
Some of these designs glow instead of shout. Whatever Lights Your Night circles a full moon over a snowy forest with a deer stepping through the trees, Whatever Twinkles Your Stars hangs a crescent moon over dark mountains, and Whatever Shimmers Your Snow tucks a cozy cabin under a snowflake sky. Then the holiday crowd arrives. A reindeer perches on the rooftop for Whatever Hooves Your Roof, an antlered fellow raises a mug for Whatever Merry's Your Christmas, a little elf warms his toes by the fireplace, and Santa takes the reins beside a red dragon in Whatever Sleighs Your Day. Whatever Fa La La's Your La brings a glamorous Mrs. Claus in party red with a glass in hand, ready for the good kind of trouble.
For the woman who answers everything with a look
You know her. She says "whatever" and somehow it means "I adore you," "absolutely not" and "pass the snacks" all at the same time. She has opinions about bacon, she has a favorite moon, and she decorates for the holidays with the confidence of someone who has never once asked permission. Picture her face when she spots the one that matches her exact brand of sass. Then hand her the dragon and let her decide what gets slayed first.
Written by Lily. Thanks for reading.