Come Get Me ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

Come Get Me ~ the small talk has become unbearable

Forty minutes in and she's heard about someone's kitchen renovation twice. The exit is blocked by a man explaining golf. For the friend who texts 'save me' from every party and means it.

• Office Party Honesty: Hand it over before the holiday mixer and she'll laugh out loud in the elevator.
• Introvert Rescue Pack: Pair it with a promise to call at 9 with a fake emergency.
• Networking Survivor: She did the conference, she made the small talk, she wants a refund.

This Garment Dyed Crewneck from Fun & Sassy Gifts is cut from 9.5 oz ringspun cotton and pigment-dyed for that lived-in vintage color with plenty of attitude to spare. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders deliver effortless style whether you're running errands like a queen or lounging in full diva mode, and double-needle stitching keeps it fierce through every wash. Preshrunk and built to last, just machine wash cold with like colors ~ because a sweatshirt this fabulous deserves a little self-love too.

Online shopping can be tricky ~ we get it. To find your best fit, lay out a shirt that already fits you well on a flat surface and measure the width (armpit to armpit) and the length (shoulder to hem). Use those numbers when you choose between two sizes. No size chart on this listing ~ go by a tee you already love and order the same size here. Questions about fit? Reach our support team and we are happy to help.

To keep your print looking its best: wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle, tumble dry low or hang to dry, and iron on low heat avoiding the print directly. Skip bleach and harsh detergents. Treated with care, your piece will hold its color and shape wash after wash.

Fun & Sassy Gifts prints every order to order. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5 to 13 days (a little longer around holidays and long weekends). International orders typically arrive in 14 to 20 days. If anything is not right due to a quality issue, reach out and we will make it right. Free US shipping on orders over $99 ~ 30 Day Returns.