Fluent in Sarcasm ~ Crew Tee

Says that's great in eleven tones and means exactly one

Best friend whose compliments come with subtitles

Soft garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee in 14 bright shades

Fit: Relaxed, boxy unisex fit with classic crew neck

Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

Online shopping can be tricky ~ we get it. To find your best fit, lay out a shirt that already fits you well on a flat surface and measure the width (armpit to armpit) and the length (shoulder to hem). Match those numbers to the inches the size finder shows for each size. Not sure of your size? Tap "What's my size for this item?" above. Questions about fit? Reach our support team and we are happy to help.

The facts, delivered with a straight face: 6.1 oz/yd² of 100% ring-spun cotton, grown in the USA and heavy enough to feel like real clothing. Garment-dyed and soft-washed, so the color lands pre-softened and only improves from there. Pre-washed for minimal shrinkage (what fits at checkout still fits after laundry day). Unisex cut with a classic crew neck and a relaxed drape that skips the cling entirely. One heads up >>> it runs a touch small. Size up once for comfy, twice for the oversized look her sister will absolutely borrow.

Wash inside out in cool water with gentle detergent, low spin, then tumble dry low and skip the chlorine bleach. That's the whole routine... low maintenance, high sass.

Fun & Sassy Gifts prints every order to order. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5 to 13 days (a little longer around holidays and long weekends). International orders typically arrive in 14 to 20 days. If anything is not right due to a quality issue, reach out and we will make it right. Free US shipping on orders over $99 ~ 30 Day Returns.