Very Calm ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

Very Calm ~ absolutely nothing to see here

She said she was fine. She said it very quietly. Anyone who's watched her 'handle it' in a customer service line knows the calm is a courtesy, not a condition.

• Gift for the Stressed One: Hand it over the week of the big deadline and watch her almost laugh.
• Work Desk Warning: A polite notice to coworkers that the tone is a choice.
• Mom in the Car Line: Serenity on the outside, a running commentary on the inside.

This Garment Dyed Crewneck from Fun & Sassy Gifts is cut from 9.5 oz ringspun cotton and pigment-dyed for that lived-in vintage color with plenty of attitude to spare. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders deliver effortless style whether you're running errands like a queen or lounging in full diva mode, and double-needle stitching keeps it fierce through every wash. Preshrunk and built to last, just machine wash cold with like colors ~ because a sweatshirt this fabulous deserves a little self-love too.

Online shopping can be tricky ~ we get it. To find your best fit, lay out a shirt that already fits you well on a flat surface and measure the width (armpit to armpit) and the length (shoulder to hem). Use those numbers when you choose between two sizes. No size chart on this listing ~ go by a tee you already love and order the same size here. Questions about fit? Reach our support team and we are happy to help.

To keep your print looking its best: wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle, tumble dry low or hang to dry, and iron on low heat avoiding the print directly. Skip bleach and harsh detergents. Treated with care, your piece will hold its color and shape wash after wash.

Fun & Sassy Gifts prints every order to order. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5 to 13 days (a little longer around holidays and long weekends). International orders typically arrive in 14 to 20 days. If anything is not right due to a quality issue, reach out and we will make it right. Free US shipping on orders over $99 ~ 30 Day Returns.