Whatever Bends your Rainbow Mug

Coffee Mug ~ 11oz or 15oz Ceramic

Some mornings you need a mug that already knows the joke. This one does. It is glossy ceramic in white or black, with a C-handle that fits a proper grip, and the line on the front says the thing you were going to say anyway (only cuter). Pick the 11oz when one cup makes you human, or the 15oz when the day calls for a refill you refuse to apologize for.

It is microwave safe, so the second warm-up is never a production, and dishwasher safe, so cleanup is somebody else's problem (the machine's). Hand washing keeps the print bright the longest, which matters when the print is the whole point. Give it to the friend who deserves a laugh before nine a.m., or keep it for yourself... nobody here is judging.