Whatever Roasts your Chestnuts Ornament

Ornament ~ 3 Inch, Two-Sided, Ceramic or Aluminum

Every tree has one branch that gets the story ornaments, the ones people lean in to read. This is built for that branch. Three inches across, printed on both sides so it reads from anywhere in the room, with the hanging string already in the box... no hunting for a hook at eleven at night. Choose ceramic or aluminum on the label; the sass is identical either way.

It hangs on a tree, yes, but also on a rearview mirror, a gift bag, a doorknob, wherever a little attitude belongs year-round. Wipe it with a damp cloth and keep it out of the weather, and it comes back every December as the one everybody remembers (and quotes).